~Clockwork Princess Comes out March 19!~
Shadowhunter's guide to 'wooing' a girl
- Herondale's: Make the girl become incredibly attracted to you. Then break her down by becoming her brother, or revealing you had a fake curse. Perhaps make her feel like shit for a while because you feel crap yourself. But all the while confusing her by having random hot make out sessions. When you find out that you're not siblings or that there is no curse, make things awkward again by becoming a servant to the girls real evil brother. Or by not avoiding the girl because she is getting married to your bestfriend. During all this the girl's love for you should only increase. Eventually everything will turn out just fine. You know, after suffering a ridiculous amount.
- Lightwoods: Either order scones and hide them under your bed where they'll rot and stink up your room just to see the girl. To make the situation more awkward sate that the two of you will be married before she even knows. So you better quickly confess your feelings in a huge declaration of love. Or you could be sassy and state that the girls knife skills are a five, she will then proceed to go all sassy on your mouth and your sass filled relationship will be born.
- Morgenstern: Either kidnap your x-wife and put her in a coma and try and kill her daughter a few times. Not to mention try and take over the world. Or be the evil big brother and try and rape your sister and steal her boyfriend. And also try and burn the world down. Girls like bad boys.
- Carstairs: Propose to her. Girls like that.
That awkward moment when you find out the guy you are in love with is really your brother, who you thought was killed by your father who you also thought was dead and then it turns out that they are both still alive, but you still have feelings for your brother even though you are dating your best friend who has been in love with you since forever.
I find it really awkward that there definitely aren’t 800+ people in this fandom on tumblr, yet this has that many notes, leading me to believe that some people have actually had this happen to them..
(via tmisource)
- Jem: [Spying Alec] Will? Is that you Will?
- Alec: Huh? My name is Alec.
- Jem: Sorry. You just... look like someone I knew.
- The TMI Fandom: The one book series where 99.9% of the fandom ships all the canon ships.
